If you’ve flipped through the entire dictionary, scrolled all of Instagram, and perused every wild-eyed wooden sign in your local Hobby Lobby, and STILL haven’t found an arbitrary word around which to organize the next twelve months of your life, I’m here to help.
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How to Take Advantage of Black Friday Fashion Deals After Age 35
Simply arrive at the mall and come to the slow and certain conclusion, store by store, that you can no longer have nice things.
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5 Takeaways from Putting My Kids in Karate
Kids are capable of a lot more than we think they are, including paying rapt attention to an adult who is not their mother and who knows how to use nunchucks.
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6 Ways to Mourn the End of Martha Stewart Living
Let us celebrate the legacy of Martha Stewart Living as it would have wanted—with six domestic upgrades that are as unattainable as they are aesthetically pleasing. God rest its fabulous soul.
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Maybe I Don’t Want a Happy Fall Y’all
You know the font I’m talking about. The HAPPY FALL Y’ALL one. With the irregular lean and the swirly, pumpkin-vine tendrils for end serifs.
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Notes on a Quarantine
Like most people living in non-island nations, my children and I contracted COVID recently. ItContinue reading
5 Completely Fake Facts About Fall
Do you know the fake origins of some of your favorite fall traditions? Read on to learn about Abraham Lincoln, Noah Webster, and more!
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5 Amazing Fake Facts About Golf
Did you know that golf is as ancient as human civilization? Or that there was a golf course planned in space? Read on for more shocking facts about this classic American game.
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Getting Back to Golf: A Tableau
What does it feel like to get back into golf after 20 years? A journey in images, from lapsed high school golfer to mediocre ladies leaguer
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Why I Love Martha Stewart Living
That’s the ethos of Martha, for me. The practicality is always a no. Should I hang a giant stuffed tarpon in my living room? No, but do I enjoy knowing one exists, guarding the fireplace in Martha’s summer cottage in the Hamptons? Yes.
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